Wish I would have went to Oprahs opening season show

[chaserfan]

she gave everyone in the audience a brand new sports car! 276 cars! just gave them to them free! WOW!

[Peter Peeker]

yeah, I heard aboot that a couple days ago...
crazy shit.
must be nice to have that kind of cash...

[*PORTHOS*]

I read somewhere that all the people there were invited to the oprah show because member fo there family had sent letters to Oprah to ask if she could help there realtive that were great people and helping everybody or having big families but couldn't afford a car for different reasons.

<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ September 16, 2004 01:17 PM: Message edited by: *PORTHOS* ]</font>

[chaserfan]

dont know about that because a person from the St Louis area was there and got one, and she was on a local radio station and didnt say anything about that.

one thing about Oprah, is she is very charitable with her money.

[Tr3s]

it's tax-deductable and makes you look the more peachy in the eyes of soap mothers.

[mr. stinkhead]

You ready for this? Pontiac donated those cars, she didn't spend a dime on those.

Mr. Stinkhead

[chaserfan]

its still nice and with as much as she has, I doubt taxes are a problem

[mr. stinkhead]

I think we should start a letter-writing campaign to get you on there Chaser...
she loves ratings/goodwill building shit
Mr. Stinkhead

[Darkest Angel]

Dear Oprah,

I am writing to you today about a very special person in my life: My beloved girlfriend. She is the most caring, compassionate woman I know (next to you, of course), and never asks anything for herself from anyone.

This lovely creature, a boon from God himself to the cold, tortured world, has gone her entire life without uttering so much as a single whimper or complaint on her own behalf, despite a notable and utterly mortifying physical deformity. I know that she deserves to be accepted as she is, but I feel that it would mean so very, very much for her to be able to walk down the street proud and whole, unblemished--as she is now.

You see, blessed Oprah, my sweetheart--light of my day, love of my life--wears a mere B-cup. It would be so wonderful if you and your gaggle of lesser saints on your excellent program would foot the bill for her breast augmentation. Nay, not merely wonderful--it would be a dream come true, both for her and myself.

Thank you for your consideration.

/s/-Dark Angel [img]graemlins/bat.gif[/img]

[levere]

lmao!